The Brave Little Idealist

what is mind? doesn't matter
what is matter? never mind

Walking cheerfully down Park Lane
on a Monday morning with no sight of rain,
is a brave little Idealist on his way
to the fair in Hyde Park where his band is to play.
'Today is truly marvellous, this I do declare!'
said the brave little Idealist on his way to the fair.

He passed The Dorchester Hotel
at seven o' clock and all was well,
he crosses the road until he saw
an Indian Elephant asking for more.
'Why the devil is there an Elephant sitting over there?'
asked the brave little Idealist on his way to the fair.

Arriving at the park gates he got a shock
caused by the emo girls that did not rock,
but the biggest surprise was yet to come
because these girls were boys with makeup done.
'I doubt you are real, but is it rude for me to stare?'
asked the brave little Idealist on his way to the fair.

As he stepped on the grassy ground
he heard quite a frightening sound,
turning around he saw a vicious stampede
of Indian Elephants, but he did not concede!
'Not one of you exists, this I do declare!'
said the brave little Idealist on his way to the fair.