Cake

Take impeccable style and
captivating eyes; mix
with two teaspoons of
superb hair. Stir for
twenty minutes until
creamy - toss in about
a dozen sarcastic quips
and a tablespoon of
classic 50's charm. Pour
into stencilled 'beatiful
smile' tray and place in
oven. Cook on a low
heat for the duration
of Chopin's 1834
fantaisie improptu
on the piano. Serve
as part of a traditional
supper meal (but ensure
food is hot before serving).

Enjoy.